Today, in Zellers (where I never go if it can be avoided, which it couldn't today. I had a fabric softener emergency and thought that Zellers would be less retarded than Wal Mart), I overheard the end of a conversation. In fact, all I got was the last sentence: "I'd rather drink Tang."
What could possibly be so awful that you would rather drink Tang. I rolled around a few possibilities, and was able to come up with a list of things I would choose Tang over.
1) Toilet water. Unless it had Tang in it. Then I might drink it.
2) Goat milk.
3) Camel milk. Artificial flavour or the real thing.
4) Gasoline.
5) Chartreuse
6) Cola (including, but not limited to Coke, Diet Coke, Pepsi and Diet Pepsi)
7) Blood (excluding human)
8) Mollusc slime
9) Raw sewage
10) Egg Nog (but I guess that falls into the raw sewage category)
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