Remember the post FAIL from 25 June? The one where I went to Tim Hortons and the Bagel Guy creeped me out? I went to Tim Hortons today. That one. Guess who was at the register? Bagel Guy. Conversation as follows:
BG: "Well hello. Congratulations."
Me: "Extra large steeped tea. Double double. Twelve grain bagel with cream cheese. Toasted. Please."
BG: "Did you want the bagel toasted before or after the cream cheese? It's just kind of messy if you do it after."
Me: *eyes roll* "Before if you could. Thanks."
BG: "Aren't you going to ask what I congratulated you for?"
Me: "I wasn't, but what?"
BG: "For being my prettiest customer today."
Me: *HUGE eye roll* "Wow. Thanks."
BG: "It's not everyday someone like you comes into this place."
Me: "I was here in June. You made my bagel."
BG: (Boss shows up. Thank God) "Here's your tea, ma'am. Have a great day."
Me: "Thanks."
The bad news is this Tim's is very near my new job. And I will be there everyday for well deserved yet unappreciated flattery. And steeped tea.
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